1. Take a long lunch with an alcoholic beverage.
2. Meet up with friends for a shopping spree.
3. Read the boss’s personal emails.
4. Catch up on movie previews.
5. File and paint nails
6. Catch up on celebrity gossip
7. Throw pencils into the ceiling tiles.
8. Pay bills online
9. Play online video games (current favorite is “DrawSomething”)
10. Make long, long distance phone calls
11. Go to a hair appointment (preferably at a salon that takes more than 1 hour)
12. Email people you haven’t spoken to in years
13. Go to the bathroom and spend 30 minutes looking at the deepening wrinkles near your eyes